obliviousally_lj

Squeeji sent TJ the opening for Watchmen. We're now half-tempted to download the movie instead of waiting to see it next weekend. D:

But the opening was really good and I have the feeling I'm going to enjoy the movie. Or maybe just good use of good music. :V

SteveRogers> We all get it...you're jealous.
TonyStark> Steve stop being such a fucking boy scout!
* TonyStark glares and sneers.
* Pepper sits back for the cat fight.
SteveRogers> We all feel so bad that the richest man in the world feels like a lesser man because his...his COCK is not up to par!
SteveRogers> JESUS MAN JUST BUY A NEW ONE!
TonyStark> FUCK YOU STEVE!
SteveRogers> NO YOU!
TonyStark> JUST FUCK OFF IN A FUCKING ICEBERG AGAIN!
TonyStark> GOD!
* TonyStark huffs away.
Pepper> You want me to get some pudding for you two to wrestle in or something?
SteveRogers> I HOPE YOU GET YOUR BALLS STUCK IN THE IRON MAN HATCH AGAIN!

Pepper> Get some of this aggression out?
* SteveRogers makes a huffing angry sound, and thinks about tackling Tony like a goddamn linebacker
* Pepper titters to herself.
TonyStark> I SWEAR TO--!
* TonyStark lunges at Steve.
* SteveRogers just braces himself for the blow and snarls.
* TonyStark punches as hard as he can. Sadly, it's more like taps when applied to Steve.
* Pepper snerks.
* SteveRogers wraps his arms around Tony and starts squeezing
Pepper> I think he's gonna crush you.
SteveRogers> You son of a...bitch!
Pepper> Don't break any of his ribs, Steve. I'll have to nurse him back the health.
* TonyStark HURKS! He goes for a headbutt. Dirty fighting? Sure!
* Pepper sighs and considers fetching the first aid kit.
* SteveRogers grunts as Tony head butts him and lets go, trying to grapple the man again. HE doesn't want to hit him...given the fact he'd probably shatter the little nancy boy like a set of fine china.
* TonyStark goes to back away but damn! Caught! This gets more punching for Steve.
* SteveRogers gritting his teeth, Steve lunges, trying to get ahold of Tony, he's not in the mood for this, and is about ready to take a few swings just to get his point across.
* TonyStark glares daggers at Steve. Punch punch.
* SteveRogers after Tony gets a few punches in, Steve lets loose a gutteral howl and just backhands the man.
Pepper> ...
Pepper> Damn.
Pepper> Damn.
* TonyStark goes down like a sack of bricks.
* SteveRogers blinks, finally calming down, and brings his hand to his mouth, obviously this wasn't what he intended to do, and he looks like he feels terrible. "Oh...oh no..."
* TonyStark spits out blood and wipes some from his goatee with a very displeased snarl.
* SteveRogers bites his lip. "God...I'm sorry man..."
* Pepper gets the first aid kit and sighs.
* TonyStark gives a look of pure death at Steve as he gets up to his feet.
Pepper> You two are so childish. I swear.
SteveRogers> He started it...
TonyStark> The bastard -hit- me! I'm bleeding!
Pepper> Both of you shush! Jesus effing christ.
SteveRogers> You hit me first!
TonyStark> You drew blood you psychopath!
SteveRogers> You would have!
TonyStark> You DID!
Pepper> Good god. *offers Tony a towel for the blood* It's like you two can't be left together before someone gets their panties in a bunch over something.
Pepper> Not naming any names, Tony.
* SteveRogers looks frumpy, "Well at least -I- apologized."
SteveRogers> I can admit when I'm wrong.
* TonyStark takes the towel and dabs at blood, grumbling.
* Pepper examines Tony's face, "You're probably going to have a bruise. You can tell the others you walked into a door or something like other abused spouses do."
* TonyStark glares at Pepper. "Oh, don't start."
* Pepper shrugs, "Just saying. What would your explaination be?"
* SteveRogers frowns. "We aren't an old married couple Ms Potts..."
TonyStark> I'll say I got punched by a Skrull or something.
* Pepper rolls her eyes, "Sometimes you act like it."
* SteveRogers sighs. "You used that excuse a couple of weeks ago Tony..."

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* SteveRogers just stares, and cracks open the beer and starts chugging it like a hateful fratboy.
* TonyStark smirks and winks, then nods at Steve. "See, was that so hard?"
* Pepper ews at Tony.
TonyStark> So, Pep, did you go to a Catholic school?
Pepper> I did not. You know this. I went to public school.
* SteveRogers just grabs another, and repeats the process.
Pepper> He's gonna beat you drinking, Tony.
TonyStark> What?
TonyStark> No!
* TonyStark grabs a beer and scowls.

* Pepper laughs.
* SteveRogers grumbles and drinks some more, running his hand through his hair which makes it fall into his face.
TonyStark> Ugh. Steve, you're such a woman.
* SteveRogers slurs a little as he points at Tony. "FFFFFFFFUck you Tony..." he grabs another can, even though he has one in hand. Guess its just a two fisted Saturday.
Pepper> Tony, go get some more beer.
* TonyStark snickers and drinks his beer. "Lightweight."
* SteveRogers stares at Tony and snorts. "Fag."
* Pepper snerks.
TonyStark> WHAT?!
TonyStark> Oh hell no.
* Pepper laughs.
* SteveRogers points "Riiiiiighat....that's why you're always staring...staring at my pecker right?"
TonyStark> WHAT?!
* TonyStark throws his can of beer at Steve.
Pepper> Oh. My. God.
* SteveRogers just laughs as the can of beer just bounces off of him. Apparently he's a friendly drunk.
* TonyStark glares and gets another beer.
* Pepper leans over to Tony, "Did her get drunk on two cans?"
* Pepper errrs, her=he.
* Pepper learns to type.
TonyStark> I...think so. Wow.
Pepper> ...wow. That's impressive.
* SteveRogers giggles, and finishes off his 3rd. Before rummaging around for more.
TonyStark> I uh, Pepper. Take the beer away. You also might want to have JARVIS warm up the armor.
Pepper> Are you going to flee drunken Steve?
TonyStark> Pepper, the man can break trees sober. Now imagine him drunk.
Pepper> I really don't think he's a threat drunk. To be completely honest with you.
* SteveRogers just sits there and giggles, yes Tony, this is a man to fear.
Pepper> ...he's giggling. Really, Tony. Really.
TonyStark> Are you sure?
Pepper> I am positive.
TonyStark> I mean, I really think I should go armor up. Just in case he decides to toss me like a football.
Pepper> I bet I could get a foot rub out of him if I wanted.
* SteveRogers waves at the two who are staring at him. "You gaiz wanna get waffles?" his eyes got big, god waffles sounded fuckign awesome. "WAFFLES."
TonyStark> ...Pepper, you're sick.
Pepper> You never give me foot rubs.
TonyStark> What the?
TonyStark> Damn.
Pepper> Asshole.
Pepper> ...
TonyStark> Now I really wonder what he'd be like high.
* Pepper swats Tony.
TonyStark> Ow! What?!
* SteveRogers blinks wondering why no one is responding "Waffles?"
TonyStark> Steve, do you really want waffles that bad?
* SteveRogers seems to ponder this a great deal. And looks as though he can't come to a straight decision. So he shrugs.
TonyStark> ...good answer.
* SteveRogers starts rooting around for more beer.
* TonyStark sits back to watch the ensuing lulz. He even grabs his camera phone.
* Pepper raises an eyebrow.
Pepper> This is pretty entertaining.
TonyStark> Isn't it?
Pepper> Indeed it is.
Pepper> You think he's going to pass out on the floor or something?
* SteveRogers just sips at the beer and looks at the two blankly. "You two are cute together." he points at them and shakes his head laughing.
TonyStark> I...hmm. Huh. No more beer for you, buddy.
* Pepper blinks, "He's pretty far gone."
* Pepper drinks more of her beer.
* SteveRogers starts getting terribly protective of his can of beer, and leers at Tony as to say 'mine.'
TonyStark> At least he's not streaking. Now Steve, Steve, give me the beer. C'mon.
Pepper> You think if we let him finish that off will her get shitfaced or not?
* Pepper AUGHS. HE. HE. NOT HER.
TonyStark> I don't want him puking on me.
Pepper> I have the feeling he'll burn it off quick.
Pepper> I mean, look at him. He's almost twice your size.
* SteveRogers tenses and frowns at Tony, obviously the goateed man was stepping on dangerous ground.
* TonyStark urks and steps back from Steve. "Easy there." He goes to hide behind, er, stand by Pepper.
Pepper> ...are you hiding behind me? Really? You're a pussy.
TonyStark> Look at him Pepper! He can bench press me!
Pepper> ...and?
TonyStark> And? He could toss me!
* SteveRogers finished off the can with a solid chug and crushed the can one fisted.
Pepper> ...
TonyStark> SEE! SEE?!
TonyStark> Now imagine him doing that to my reactor! Or spine!
Pepper> So you're going to put a girl in the line of fire?
Pepper> You're low, Tony Stark.
TonyStark> He won't hurt a girl, Pepper.
Pepper> ....
* SteveRogers blinks lazily and stands up, he's now moving surprisingly sober but that dippy little smile is still on his face. "Wouldn't...never...hurt a girl. No. Unless you're a nazi..."
TonyStark> No, Pepper's not a nazi Steve.
TonyStark> No one here is a nazi.
* TonyStark looks slightly panicked.
Pepper> ...
Pepper> No Nazis here.
* SteveRogers he looked at all of them with a bit of seriousness, but he couldn't keep it going. "Oh god...the look on your faces." he started laughing again. "Priceless."
TonyStark> That's not even funny! I know how you get with nazis!
* Pepper mmms, "This is true. It's like an involuntary reaction you get."
* SteveRogers just keeps laughing until he catches his breath "But seriously...I know better than ~that~"
* TonyStark frowns and crosses his arms.
* Pepper snerks.
* Pepper pokes Steve and wonders if he's died.
TonyStark> I think he's drunk, Pep.
Pepper> I think so.
Pepper> Poor guy.