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Tony Stark.

One, the man built a FUCKING SUIT OF ARMOR out of SCRAPS in a CAVE. FLEW into the SKY, CRASH LANDED in a sand dune and then CONTINUED ON, despite being in the MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE. Surely a deserted island would be no issue for him. :D

Two, if he's deserted/stranded then surely SOMEONE is looking for him and the chance of being rescued is very, very, very high.

Three, as long as he doesn't go through some bizzare withdrawl from scotch, he'd be an entertaining companion.

Four, possible hot beach sex.

Date: 2008-08-28 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeeji.livejournal.com
Ew Sex on the beach? Nuh Uh...last thing I'd do, why? Two words: Sand Fleas...

Date: 2008-08-28 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeeji.livejournal.com
Not to mention the ever annoying: SAND IN THE VAGINA.

Date: 2008-08-28 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeeji.livejournal.com
What? Sand in your clam? What's that doing in there? You can't make a pearl in a clam!

Date: 2008-08-28 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obliviousally.livejournal.com
I'M WILLING TO RISK IT. THINGS HAPPEN, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BE THINKING AHEAD ABOUT SAND FLEAS WHEN TONY STARK IS FEELING YOU UP.

:V :V

Date: 2008-08-28 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeeji.livejournal.com
Hahah if you're doing it with Tony, you risk more than Sand Fleas...

Date: 2008-08-28 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeeji.livejournal.com
"Pepper, I just found...well, lets just say I found something growing in the cavity behind the arc reactor...just...get tested."

"Well that would explain this rash on my arm."

LULZ x2

Date: 2008-08-28 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keeperofdreams.livejournal.com
HAHAHAA FFFT XD

Date: 2008-08-28 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silly-izzy-me.livejournal.com
Why didn't I think of this?! Fuck yeah!

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