Stuff and TODAY...I RECIEVED UNEXPECTED PORN.

[obliviousally_lj]

The note reads:

Alaina & TJ
Thx for the good times and memories. You're in scene 17 & scene 22.
- Bob

Story as to how I recieved this? Bob offered to send us some monies to help with our move. He sent a check and then a bit of emergency cash. Not wanting to send cash in an envelope, he, apparently, shoved it into a DVD case (and decided to include porn with it???) and then into a DVD mailer.

I just...facepalmed when I opened the DVD case.

I'm half tempted to find out what the aforementioned scenes consist of.

Yes, it's tranny porn. From what I can tell, at least.

Comments

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

Waking up to you shoving that in my face was worse than all of my night terrors combined. D:

[justplainbob.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least she didn't shove a wang in your face?

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm used to that! D:

[justplainbob.livejournal.com]

So noted.

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

>_>;;

[justplainbob.livejournal.com]

*pet*

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

I see I'm going to sleep with my eyes open now. D:

[justplainbob.livejournal.com]

Nah, just a bit of sick, twisted humor. I'm /reasonably/ certain that neither of'em are shemales, unless they're, yanno, the full-conversion, chopped-off-and-cut kind.

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

*innocent look*

[justplainbob.livejournal.com]

...innocent like a psycho-killer caught bloody-handed with a bite of their victim's heart still in their mouth.

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

Shut up you!

[justplainbob.livejournal.com]

The truth shall not be silenced!

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

*flash*

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

*counter-grope*

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

That's not surprising.

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

No! Nothing at all! :O

[jenova-silver.livejournal.com]

*lol* Though, you'll probably never be the same if you do watch it.

[thewerekitty.livejournal.com]

Very creative mailing solution! I give it 5 stars!

[max-the-black.livejournal.com]

I LOL'D so fucking hard.