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[NC-17] Azure says, "I WANT ONE! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1742512665"
[NC-17] Pax says, "..., I say. Just ...."
[NC-17] Azure ^__________________^
[NC-17] Pax says, "...Does this mean Azure has penis envy?"
[NC-17] Azure says, "No, it's just so damn cool!"
[NC-17] Azure says, "And it shoots water out! Could you imagine the fun?! Use it as a SPRINKLER for christ's sake!"
[NC-17] Pax says, "You'd sure as hell get weird looks from the neighbors."
[NC-17] Azure says, "Yep. ^_^"
[NC-17] Pax says, "'Kids, stay away from the yard with the giant, continually orgasming cock.'"
[NC-17] Azure says, "WOOT!"
[NC-17] Pax says, "'My God! It hit Billy! Into the shower! INTO THE SHOWER!'"
[NC-17] Azure cackles! "Gotta find some way to color it a whitish color..."
[NC-17] Pax says, "Mix the water with flour and make oobleck. White and a thicker consistency."
[NC-17] Azure says, "I suppose that would work. Just have to make it more obscene than it is already. Cause having a giant cock in your front yard isn't enough. ^_^"

I defy Pax's HTML codes for the carat tags! MWHA! In your face!