Stuff and SEASONINGS!

[obliviousally_lj]

Ally grins and nods. "You did! I'm proud." She says, giving Keeper a kiss on the head, "Oh boy, ice cream!" She says to Venom, "Now...what porn channels do we have to choose from?" Just because she's a Toreador doesn't mean she's still not juvenile.
Venom returns, carrying 4 tubs of ice cream, and 3 bowls, with spoons. "Ok.. we got Neopolitan.. Forbidden Chocolate, Phish Food, & Cookies and Cream"
KeeperOfDreams giggles and looks over to Venom, making room for him to join the pile on the couch. "Porn? I swear, does everything we do revolve around sex? And I call dibs on the cookies. The rest are too much chocolate for me."
Ally omnoms. "Phish Food yesplease." She says, making grabby hands for a bowl. "Um....no?"
Venom says, "And for porn, there's Fur-ther Passion, PlayFox, TopFloor, Skinamin, and Seasonings."
KeeperOfDreams laughs! "Seasonings?!"
Ally stares. "Seasonings?"
Venom says, "Food Porn."
Venom says, "you should see the banana dildo stuff on there."
Ally facepalms. "Best. Name. ever."

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[22:04] DualChimera: I want a porn channel named Seasonings. Seriously.
[22:04] DualChimera: I would tivo that bitch

Comments

[loveshostage.livejournal.com]

.. This is what happens after I go to bed.
>_>

You guys are insane.

[sonofberkowitz.livejournal.com]

Some Food Network shows are softcore food porn. Like Everyday Italian. Soft focus lens, lingering closeups on ingredients, a host who specializes in wearing lowcut tops...

And don't even get me started on Nigella Lawson. Never actually seen her shows, but from what I hear, it's all, "BOOBS! ....and there's some food over there."

[kassil.livejournal.com]

A quick Google Image search suggests you may indeed be correct about Nigella LAwson. At least the photos on the first page certainly seem to have an emphasis on her chest.

Which is sad.