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Town Center: Fox Plaza

Fox Plaza is a large circle in what looks like a pine forest, with large paths heading off in many directions. The paths are made up of large reddish stones set into the grassy field, and in the center is a large fountain with two figures on a pedestal in the center back to back pouring water into the pond under them. They are both foxes, one male, one female. Wooden benches form a ring around the fountain, with the stone path inside them. They are old and smoothed by years of weather. Outside them is a ring of old oaks. Being the town center, the path to the west leads off to the town hall, a large white-washed wooden building. To the east is the way to out to the rest of the town. The other paths go to various public facilities. The warm air stirs with cooler breezes from the mountains to the north, keeping it quite comfortable even in the height of summer. The plaza is lit by brass lamp posts standing here and there, casting pools of light through the trees.

KeeperOfDreams stretches her legs out and gives Ally the finger.

Dason comes out of the T|D area.

Ally hmphs!

Dason wells!

KeeperOfDreams chuckles.

Dason says, "I never!"

Dason says, "Well there was that one time..."

KeeperOfDreams chitters and scratches her chest.

Dason's suddenly overwhelmed.

Ally walks over and kicks at Keepers side. In a loving way.

Dason reads and reads and reads.

KeeperOfDreams grunts and smacks Ally on the ass with her tail.

Dason finds KeeperOfDreams' pose style to be muchly compatible.

Ally aughs!

KeeperOfDreams smirks and leans back on her bench. "I win."

Dason says, "You are made of win."

Ally beams. "I'm wearing my new clothes!"

KeeperOfDreams nods to Dason. "Thank you." She squints at Ally.

Dason says, "Excellent! Clothes on top of fur. Lets see how long it takes you to break out in heat rash."

KeeperOfDreams rubs her chin. "Your outfit sucks," she chitters to Ally.

Dason jawdrops.

Dason collects his jaw.

Ally hmphs at Keeper! "It does not! It's pretty!" She says, smoothing out her shirt.

KeeperOfDreams snorts. "Whatever you say."

Dason says, "Such a waste..."

Dason says, "Bust out those titties. You got it, show it. No need to hide it with carefully stitched fabric."

Ally is perfectly modest! Not like some folks around here...

Dason says, "You do know your whole body is covered with fur?"

KeeperOfDreams snorts. She ain't gonna go walking around naked.

Dason says, "I just love titties."

Dason says, "I think it's a gender prerequisite."

KeeperOfDreams pats her flat chest. "No tits here. Thank goodness."

Dason checks KeeperOfDreams' belly for nips.

Ally makes a sad face.

KeeperOfDreams' bits are all tucked away. Muaha. She grins at ally.

Dason says, "A digi is fine too."

Dason says, "There should be more armadillos around here..."

KeeperOfDreams scratches her pouch and looks around.

Longtail says, "...and pangolins..."

Dason says, "No, just armadillos."

Longtail says, "Why did the chicken TRY to cross the road? ... to prove to the Armadillo that it COULD be done. ... The Armadillo didn't make it, either."

Dason says, "An armadillo has a penis that is 2/3 his body length."

Longtail says, "Rock hyraxes are also remarkably endowed."

Dason says, "It'd be interesting to see how a mink would satisfy that depth."

Longtail says, "Natural" felines are pathetically under-endowed."

Dason says, "Also pond ducks, Longtail."

Dason says, "How many natural felines do you see around here?"

Longtail says, "Mundanes don't have a clue why Leda did it with a swan."

Dason says, "Swans have spiny penii."

Longtail says, "A few non-sapient non-anthro, or at least non-anthro."

KeeperOfDreams flicks her tail a few times as boredom starts to set in. She squints and stares at Ally.

Dason says, "Not like felines though, the spines are more like the setnzae of certain predatory plants in that they are soft and sticky."

Dreck says, "How do you know all this?"

Dason's a veterinarian.

Dreck says, "oh."

Ally eyes Keeper.

Longtail says, "An interesting thing about the feline brisles (spines is an overexaggeration) is that they have knots of sensory nerves at the base of each bristle. Almost nobody who presumes he/she knows what the bristles are for know that."

KeeperOfDreams continues to stare.

Dason says, "Knots!"

Ally stares back.

KeeperOfDreams suddenly leaps off of her bench and lunges at Ally.

Ally shrieks! "Not my new clothes!"

KeeperOfDreams' pouch opens, and all five tentacles zip out to wrap around the fox. She just latches on like some mutant squid.

Longtail says, "another interesting factino I ran into is that in in-heat domestic cats, the full "post copulatory" response (presumably orgasm) could be triggered by stimulating the cervix with a "smooth tipped glass rod", but not any stimulation of the vaginal walls."

Longtail says, "Putting two and two together, I conclude that despite every book I've seen presumption (proof never provided and possibly nonexistent), the spines do not trigger orgasm and ovulation, but have another purpose entirely"

Ally aughs and attempts to flee!

Dason says, "Felines induce psychological completion of heat stasis term by pressure."

KeeperOfDreams wraps both tentacles and limbs around Ally in a full body hug.

Riza walks north to Dragon's Way.

Longtail says, "I infer (and I could be totally wrong) that the bristles are to tell the male he's arrived "on target" the moment he has inserted, can squirt his load, and get the hell out of there before the female lunges out from under him, turns and claws his face off with an angry swat."

Dason says, "The spines serve to further penetration and vaccume pressure. Each thrust of a male feline causes the penis to prenetrate deeper because of the outward barbs."

Longtail nods.. "to provide the deep cervical stimulation the one paper indicated required for ovulation

Dason says, "Female felines' ovulation is psychologically based."

Dason smooths his blue fur.

Ally eeeeeeps.

KeeperOfDreams chitters. Her tentacles lash about.

Longtail says, "I haven't seen anything on that, but I'm totally unfamiliar with recent research"

Dason's loss of interest peaks when tenticals are introduced. Breaks his suspension of disbelief.

Dason says, "A feline's emotional center of the brain is identical to that of a human."

Dason says, "Female felines find orgasm as important as female humans with the same felicity. Some of them are psychologically satisfied with pleasing a male while others require a male with staying power, and to get off."

Ally bites at Keeper's tentacles.

KeeperOfDreams squeaks! Her tentacles flail a bit, then begin trying to stuff themselves into various articles of clothing.

Ally eeeps and squirms, trying to get away again.

KeeperOfDreams latches on like a cuddly octopus and bites at Ally's ears.

Ally flails and yaps at Keeper.

KeeperOfDreams grins. She finally lets go, her tentacles slipping back into her pouch.

Ally fffts at Keeper, straightening her clothes.

Dason's freaked the fuck out.

KeeperOfDreams grins and pats her pouch lovingly. "They just wanted to say hello."

Ally hmphs. "Hello and molest, I'm sure!"

KeeperOfDreams shrugs. "Hello, molest, it's all the same to them."

Dason says, "The disassociativeness of you and the tentacles only elevates the freakiness factor."

Dason's prusuite of happiness goes on the wayside.

KeeperOfDreams flops back down on her bench.

Ally fehs and flicks her tail at Keeper.

KeeperOfDreams thbbts at Ally and looks around.

( Tialla pages, "Ah, I apologize. I hadn't thought those halfassed poses were attempts at RP. Fair enough." to you. ) [ Dason ]

Dason says, "I lose at the internet."

Tialla (OOC) says, "To those who just paged...that was someone spoofing a page I sent them out of context out of a misguided effort to try and make me look bad."

Ally (OOC) assumed. And in bad taste, too.

KeeperOfDreams (OOC) says, "Yup."

Longtail sees the spoof-attribute at the end of the fake page.

KeeperOfDreams rummages around on her pouch. She pulls out a bouncy ball and flings it at Ally's head.

Dason says, "I'm sorry, I guess I really am the bad guy here."

Dason goes home.

Dason has left.

KeeperOfDreams lifts a brow. "Mmmm. Nothing like a bit of emo drama to start one's morning."

Ally snickers.

Tialla chuckles a little, "Always have to love the 'I can kink bash all I want as long as I can throw it under the IC mantle' crowd."

Linus says, "Quick Keeper, more tentacles to liven the mood!"

KeeperOfDreams oohs and opens her pouch. The tentacles wave a bit. Two of the five have decorated themselves with confetti.

Tialla sneaks over and hugs a tentacle, for great justice.

Linus oohs. Confetti!

Ally eyes.

Linus says, "Wait.. where'd they get confetti?"

KeeperOfDreams' hugged tentacle squiggles.

KeeperOfDreams chitters, "Probably in the pouch. Who knows what's in there."

Longtail says, "Next movie to be produced by Peter Jackson: "Kink Kong" "

KeeperOfDreams pets her tentacles as they curl up in her lap.

Ann'katar could easily imagine people who'd want to see that...but you'd never even get a foot on the ground in Hollyweird trying to *shoot* it. :)

Ally eyes Keeper.

Dason steps out of the teleport booth.

KeeperOfDreams tilts her head.

KeeperOfDreams continues to pet her lap full of tentacles. She scoots down on her bench to make room for Ally if she wants to sit.

Ally does take the seat, though she eyes the tentacles.

KeeperOfDreams grins. "They're napping."

Dason offers a paw to foxy_pet.

foxy_pet smiles and wavies to dason.

Ally squints. "Are you sure they're not lulling me into a false sense of security...?"

Dason retracts his paw. "Um..hi."

KeeperOfDreams shrugs. "they might be. It's hard to tell with tentacles."

Ally hmmms, eyeing them more.

Pavlov says hello to Keeper..Ally..tentacles.. and sits beneath his tree.

KeeperOfDreams nods to Pavlov, then grins at Ally. "You're so paranoid."

Ally nods. "I am."

Dason suddenly makes a mental connection. Identifies the simmilarities of three alts. Links gender identity psychosis and finds one each of three alts played by the same person to satisfy a particular need. Weird.

Ally blinks. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

foxy_pet blinks?

KeeperOfDreams holds up Spike and wiggles the drowsy tentacle at Ally. It just kinda flops about.

Pavlov thinks being paranoid can be helpful.

Ally rolls her eyes and jabs at Spike.

KeeperOfDreams watches it flop the other way when it's poked. "Hee."

Ally giggles and pokes again.

KeeperOfDreams drops Spike in Ally's lap. The groggy tentacle gives a brief wiggle before sprawling out. The other four remain curled up in their owner's lap.

Ally eyes Spike.

KeeperOfDreams stretches and looks around. Spike just lays in Ally's lap.

Dason says, "Piss break"

Ally pets Spike.

Longtail says, " thought paianoid was two noids. "

Dason says, "What?"

KeeperOfDreams watches Spike, who just wiggles when it's petted.

Longtail says, "Noids. Return of the Noids. Pair-o-Noids. Revenge of the Noids."

Pavlov says, "go sit in the corner."

Dason says, "Still not making the connection."

Linus says, "Say it out loud."

Dason says, "Still not getting it."

Dason says, "Was it something on TV?"

Ally squints at Spike.

KeeperOfDreams gathers the bundle of tentacles up and stuffs them back into her pouch.

Dason says, "I've never owned a televison, I prefer to get my governmental subliminal programming from Youtube videos."

( . You don't own a television... it owns YOU! . ) [ Longtail ]

Dason's glad to see the tentacles gone. He's been paged by four people and had 3 of them file reports to wizzes over the fact that he stated he was uncomfortable with tentacles, on the premise of 'fetish bashing.'

KeeperOfDreams chitters, "..."

KeeperOfDreams blinks, shrugs, lets 'em all hang out again. It's nice to be a bitch.

Dason says, "I guess it's fine to have a fetish around here but not to be offended by one."

Longtail says, "I guess Dason isn't interested in the job opening at the Temple of Cthulhu."

Ally stares. "Right. That's absurd. You're on a freaking BDSM sex MUCK. If you don't like something, you ignore it or you go away."

Tialla says, "It's fine to have a fetish, it's fine to be offended by one, it's not fine to be a jerk about it in the open and try to force people to stop doing what they enjoy just because you don't like it."

Azarael perks? Cthulhu?

foxy_pet hides behind Hir tail

Dason says, "Thanks for taking the moral high road, Tialla."

Longtail OOC still wishes he'd bought the pack of holiday Cthulhu-Claus cards at a con years ago.

foxy_pet myrrrs softly, "Icky Cthulhu"

KeeperOfDreams nods to Tialla. "Geez. People are acting like I'm raping endangered species and eviscerating people with 'em."

Pavlov says, "no, that's done at the Lash."

Dason says, "I don't recall making that statement, KeeperOfDreams. In fact, I recall only stating that tentacles made me uncomfortable. In fact, I can't find anything in my logs about rape or evisceration."

Ann'katar says, "Cthulhu is actually pretty harmless. It's that Nyarlathotep fellow you have to watch out for. :)"

Ally rolls her eyes. "They're tentacles. The least threatening of fetishes and the like. I mean, I don't bitch about people sweettalking underage characters in the plaza, despite it being rally annoying.

Azarael, was always more of a fan of Dagon.

KeeperOfDreams pets her lapfull of squigly bits and just rolls her eyes. "Ahhhh, gotta love the plaza."

Ally shakes her head. "No, Dason, but you're making an obsenely big deal about it."

Azarael offers to change the subject?

Tialla says, "Yes, you only said that tentacles make you uncomfortable. You only said it about a half dozen times, whining because people were having fun. ;)"

Dason says, "I don't recall whining about fun either."

Longtail looks through the "classified" job-listings. "Um... stock handler at a Giant Squid farm?... I'll pass.

KeeperOfDreams snickers at LT.

You say, "Besides, I recall there being a 'no kink bashing' rule..."

Tialla nods to Ally, "There is."

Dason says, "Stating you're uncomfortable with a fetish doesn't qualify as bashing."

Azarael fails his attempt to change subject to something cool.

Longtail grins.. "OOC, I ask the grocery store fish counter clerk if they have any farm-raised giant squid... and I stretch my arms out to indicate the length...and get grins.

Azarael gently murmurs, "Dason, shush already."

Ally (OOC) quotes the Public Conduct Policy: Attacks on Kinks - Judgmental and teasing statements about people's kinks, IC or OOC, should just not be made. OOC such statements can be a major threat to the security and comfort of people who are exploring uncertain ground, and even IC remarks are much to easy to misread and take wrong.

Dason says, "Okay."