Stuff and NO OFFENSE TO MY RELGIOUS FRIENDS...

[obliviousally_lj]

This whole 6-6-06 thing?

Anyone realize the Bible is a work of fiction and nothing makes sense in it and half the things contradict themselves. There's no such thing as immaculate conception. People can't walk on water, but those cool lizards can. If Jesus even did exist, he was dark skinned and had nappy hair.

OH NOES, THE HUGE MANATEE.

D:

Comments

[kitchkinet.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I like laughing at the people who actually take things like this (associating the date 6/6/6 with the apocalypse) seriously. :D

[mikaelgrizzly.livejournal.com]

It doesn't make any sense IF you take it as a contnuous text. It's rather an antology of short stories, check how differently each book, bah, chapter is written - style, approach to the subject at hand etc.

Besides, Jesus might've been an avatar of an advanced alien culture, capable of projecting himself in the air, thus making an illusion of walking on the water.

Oh, and those lizards RUN not walk.

And Jesus DID exist,t here is substantial evidence in Roman archives from that period that a certain Joszua from Nazreth had existed and messed things up.

Just a bit of historical/biblical ranting. Hope you don't mind ;)

[kassil.livejournal.com]

Tell him I want to know where that coupon for eternal salvation he promised me is, otherwise I'm selling his halo to Lucifer.

[foxx278.livejournal.com]

I think I'm one that believes that. 666 is just a number to me. And this day, is just a day to me. Nothing more. I don't know why people get paranoid over this.