And now for something completely different...

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The Merovingian says, "New Ballard-Os sugar cereal! They're Ballardelicious!"
The Random, Relay says, "BWAHAHAHA!"
The Merovingian markets MerOs sugar cereal. A bowl of Mero goodness in ze morning.
The Merovingian says, "New Altar-Os sugar cereal! Start your day off the angsty way with Altar-Os! You'll be crumcrumcrummin' on 'em all day!"
Aurora eyes Merv.
The Random, Relay says, "What about my cereal?"
Aurora sedates him.
The Random, Relay says, "WHORE-Os! A WHORE in every bite. o.o"
The Merovingian says, "New WHOREO cookies!"
The Merovingian says, "This is one creamy center you'll want to save for last!"
The Random, Relay says, "HAH!"
Aurora facepalms.
Shurayuki Hime, Rei says, "...."
The Merovingian thinks we need Matrix cereal. Ne-Os.
Hunter says, "What about Aurora-O's? It only takes a few licks to get to the creamy center."
Avana just.. stares.
The Merovingian destroys Hunter.
Aurora squints at Hunter.

Comments

[kassil.livejournal.com]

...This sounds like a strangely warped rendition of what happens when Fox, Jen, and I are all in the same location.

I expect it'll be far worse with me/Fox/Bazil/Surika...

...I fear the potential result of all four in the previous listing, or even just the first three, and you and TJ all in the same location. Chaos will ensue. I can feel it in my bones.