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obliviousally_ljFirst off, the address to Live Journal is not www.lovejournal.com... But, then again, that address doesn't bring up a site anyways. Ah well. ^_^;;
TJ's mocking me ca--
(TJ: SHE REEKS OF EGGS, MAN! >_< All day she's been burping and complaining about how it tastes of eggs. Well, it doesn't smell like roses either! X_X It's like, bad eggs..not rotten, just eggs I'd never eat. ^_- *latches herself onto an Inu Yasha plushie and gnaws on the pointy lil' ears* *tailwag* Anywho, back to the eggs...she hasn't even eaten any eggs in I don't know how long! Frankly, between you and me, I think she's decomposing. ^_- *blinks* She was just whapping me with one of those giant pixie sticks and saying it was her penis. She is so gay. >_> And everyone thinks that I'd be the shifty one. Pfeh. :P)
XD *humps TJ's leg*
(TJ: OH GAIA! NO! GETITOFFAMEEEEEEE!!!! *flails and tries to gnaw off her leg*)
*clings* I loooooove you. *kills TJ* SCREW YOU, YOU EGG HATING BITCH! >_< You're just jealous. I smell like pretty eggs. Pretty, pretty eggs.
(TJ: .... :| I...*shakes her head* Dude, you smell like old, unwashed dick and eggs. Go 'way. X( You're hurting my sensitive canine nose. Leave before I nest in your abdomen.)
>_> Yeaaaaaaahhhh...nest. Is that what they're calling it now. I...see. You prevert. *whaps you with a dildo*
(TJ: SAINT LUNA! >_< I don't even wanna know why you have one, okay? Dude...you can't live with me any--AND NOW SHE'S FONDLING HERSELF! Please...someone take her away, or better yet, take me away. I'm cute, fuzzy, have a tail, and I'm housebroken. *puppy-dog look* And I won't hump your boyfriend. I promise. Unless he's Vin Diesel. Then I must kill you (please don't hunt me down and kick my ass Michelle Rodriguez) and take him for my own. Yesssssss....... :D)
Saint Luna? No...actually it's Jeezus. Nice detail, too. ^_^ And What if Vin had a boyfriend, what would you do then? Huh? I bet naughty threesome-type things. Yes you would. I know all about your secret little fantasies. Including the on--
(TJ: *grabs the dildo and shoves it down her throat* Shut up, you. Go chew on that for awhile. Just like yer mom. Now, I must go seek Vin....yes. Train him well, I shall. ^_-)
*mumbles* I'm not talking, anyways, BITCH! I'm typing. Dumbass. Yeah. Find Vin. And be the submissive bitch you are. *RUNS and hides* Help me... o_o
(TJ: .....*twitch* Do you wan me to anally rape you, DO YOU?! I SWEAR TO GAIA I'LL DO IT! @_@ I have no qualms about shoving my Sketchers boot so far up your ass that you'll be burping out eggs and feet! >_<)
Good god. o_o Yeah, yeah. You frighten me not. ...my mind just went totally blank. Hang on a second, lemme find the jumper cables...AND ATTACH THEM TO TJ'S NIPPLES! MWHAHAHAHAHA! o_O I win.
(TJ: *snorts* I -have- no nipples. Those are retractable naughty hentacles, bitch. Now leave me be. I'm tired and hungry. >_>)
EAT ME! ...I'm sorry. That was so wrong... Must go now... >_>
TJ's mocking me ca--
(TJ: SHE REEKS OF EGGS, MAN! >_< All day she's been burping and complaining about how it tastes of eggs. Well, it doesn't smell like roses either! X_X It's like, bad eggs..not rotten, just eggs I'd never eat. ^_- *latches herself onto an Inu Yasha plushie and gnaws on the pointy lil' ears* *tailwag* Anywho, back to the eggs...she hasn't even eaten any eggs in I don't know how long! Frankly, between you and me, I think she's decomposing. ^_- *blinks* She was just whapping me with one of those giant pixie sticks and saying it was her penis. She is so gay. >_> And everyone thinks that I'd be the shifty one. Pfeh. :P)
XD *humps TJ's leg*
(TJ: OH GAIA! NO! GETITOFFAMEEEEEEE!!!! *flails and tries to gnaw off her leg*)
*clings* I loooooove you. *kills TJ* SCREW YOU, YOU EGG HATING BITCH! >_< You're just jealous. I smell like pretty eggs. Pretty, pretty eggs.
(TJ: .... :| I...*shakes her head* Dude, you smell like old, unwashed dick and eggs. Go 'way. X( You're hurting my sensitive canine nose. Leave before I nest in your abdomen.)
>_> Yeaaaaaaahhhh...nest. Is that what they're calling it now. I...see. You prevert. *whaps you with a dildo*
(TJ: SAINT LUNA! >_< I don't even wanna know why you have one, okay? Dude...you can't live with me any--AND NOW SHE'S FONDLING HERSELF! Please...someone take her away, or better yet, take me away. I'm cute, fuzzy, have a tail, and I'm housebroken. *puppy-dog look* And I won't hump your boyfriend. I promise. Unless he's Vin Diesel. Then I must kill you (please don't hunt me down and kick my ass Michelle Rodriguez) and take him for my own. Yesssssss....... :D)
Saint Luna? No...actually it's Jeezus. Nice detail, too. ^_^ And What if Vin had a boyfriend, what would you do then? Huh? I bet naughty threesome-type things. Yes you would. I know all about your secret little fantasies. Including the on--
(TJ: *grabs the dildo and shoves it down her throat* Shut up, you. Go chew on that for awhile. Just like yer mom. Now, I must go seek Vin....yes. Train him well, I shall. ^_-)
*mumbles* I'm not talking, anyways, BITCH! I'm typing. Dumbass. Yeah. Find Vin. And be the submissive bitch you are. *RUNS and hides* Help me... o_o
(TJ: .....*twitch* Do you wan me to anally rape you, DO YOU?! I SWEAR TO GAIA I'LL DO IT! @_@ I have no qualms about shoving my Sketchers boot so far up your ass that you'll be burping out eggs and feet! >_<)
Good god. o_o Yeah, yeah. You frighten me not. ...my mind just went totally blank. Hang on a second, lemme find the jumper cables...AND ATTACH THEM TO TJ'S NIPPLES! MWHAHAHAHAHA! o_O I win.
(TJ: *snorts* I -have- no nipples. Those are retractable naughty hentacles, bitch. Now leave me be. I'm tired and hungry. >_>)
EAT ME! ...I'm sorry. That was so wrong... Must go now... >_>
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First off, the address to Live Journal is not www.lovejournal.com... But, then again, that address doesn't bring up a site anyways. Ah well. ^_^;;
TJ's mocking me ca--
(TJ: SHE REEKS OF EGGS, MAN! >_< All day she's been burping and complaining about how it tastes of eggs. Well, it doesn't smell like roses either! X_X It's like, bad eggs..not rotten, just eggs I'd never eat. ^_- *latches herself onto an Inu Yasha plushie and gnaws on the pointy lil' ears* *tailwag* Anywho, back to the eggs...she hasn't even eaten any eggs in I don't know how long! Frankly, between you and me, I think she's decomposing. ^_- *blinks* She was just whapping me with one of those giant pixie sticks and saying it was her penis. She is so gay. >_> And everyone thinks that I'd be the shifty one. Pfeh. :P)
XD *humps TJ's leg*
(TJ: OH GAIA! NO! GETITOFFAMEEEEEEE!!!! *flails and tries to gnaw off her leg*)
*clings* I loooooove you. *kills TJ* SCREW YOU, YOU EGG HATING BITCH! >_< You're just jealous. I smell like pretty eggs. Pretty, pretty eggs.
(TJ: .... :| I...*shakes her head* Dude, you smell like old, unwashed dick and eggs. Go 'way. X( You're hurting my sensitive canine nose. Leave before I nest in your abdomen.)
>_> Yeaaaaaaahhhh...nest. Is that what they're calling it now. I...see. You prevert. *whaps you with a dildo*
(TJ: SAINT LUNA! >_< I don't even wanna know why you have one, okay? Dude...you can't live with me any--AND NOW SHE'S FONDLING HERSELF! Please...someone take her away, or better yet, take me away. I'm cute, fuzzy, have a tail, and I'm housebroken. *puppy-dog look* And I won't hump your boyfriend. I promise. Unless he's Vin Diesel. Then I must kill you (please don't hunt me down and kick my ass Michelle Rodriguez) and take him for my own. Yesssssss....... :D)
Saint Luna? No...actually it's Jeezus. Nice detail, too. ^_^ And What if Vin had a boyfriend, what would you do then? Huh? I bet naughty threesome-type things. Yes you would. I know all about your secret little fantasies. Including the on--
(TJ: *grabs the dildo and shoves it down her throat* Shut up, you. Go chew on that for awhile. Just like yer mom. Now, I must go seek Vin....yes. Train him well, I shall. ^_-)
*mumbles* I'm not talking, anyways, BITCH! I'm typing. Dumbass. Yeah. Find Vin. And be the submissive bitch you are. *RUNS and hides* Help me... o_o
(TJ: .....*twitch* Do you wan me to anally rape you, DO YOU?! I SWEAR TO GAIA I'LL DO IT! @_@ I have no qualms about shoving my Sketchers boot so far up your ass that you'll be burping out eggs and feet! >_<)
Good god. o_o Yeah, yeah. You frighten me not. ...my mind just went totally blank. Hang on a second, lemme find the jumper cables...AND ATTACH THEM TO TJ'S NIPPLES! MWHAHAHAHAHA! o_O I win.
(TJ: *snorts* I -have- no nipples. Those are retractable naughty hentacles, bitch. Now leave me be. I'm tired and hungry. >_>)
EAT ME! ...I'm sorry. That was so wrong... Must go now... >_> <_< o_o
(TJ: Dude, I knew you were flaming. No wonder you hung out with that Bethann chick. Mmmmm, tacos huh? *wink wink nudge nudge* At least I'm secure in my heterosexuality. ^_^ ....she's fondling my mousepad. I am so scarred. It's almost 5 in the morning, and already my day has been ruined by her gay antics. -_-; EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! SHE BURPED AGAIN! The hideous odor of eggs.....the eggs..... Q_Q)
PRETTY EGGS, BITCH! *bitchslaps TJ with her giant penis* Learn your place! >_<
(TJ: I am so sick of your shit. *lunges and shoves her Klaive up somewhere painful on Alaina* And knowing my luck she'll enjoy it. ......I'm still hungry. o_o; And oh so very tired...so tired....I hate her.)
:D Then go to bed. I wanna look at porn. Yeah. Of Vin. My special porn that you can have none of! Mwhahahahaha! o_o And make yourself something to eat! I'm tired of your abuse and waiting on you hand and foot! I get nothing in return. I HAVE NEEDS TOO, YOU KNOW! And you deny me. I hate you. I want out of this horrible, depressing relationship. I could find someone else. I don't need you. >_<
(TJ: *raises an eyebrow* Um. Okay. Seeya. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. *waves*)
...eh. It's too much work to walk that far. I stick around. Only cause you buy me food. ^_^ ...oh look, there goes my mind blanking ou again. That's fun. Like snow on a TV screen. Pretty. I see pictures. Mmmmm....porn. ^_^
(TJ: Errr, before she causes anymore trouble, I'm gonna boot her off the computer and staple her eyelids shut. Don't worry, folks, she's too stupid to feel pain. Like that Pokemon, Slowpoke/Slowbro. She'll be fine once the bleeding congeals. *waves*)
TJ's mocking me ca--
(TJ: SHE REEKS OF EGGS, MAN! >_< All day she's been burping and complaining about how it tastes of eggs. Well, it doesn't smell like roses either! X_X It's like, bad eggs..not rotten, just eggs I'd never eat. ^_- *latches herself onto an Inu Yasha plushie and gnaws on the pointy lil' ears* *tailwag* Anywho, back to the eggs...she hasn't even eaten any eggs in I don't know how long! Frankly, between you and me, I think she's decomposing. ^_- *blinks* She was just whapping me with one of those giant pixie sticks and saying it was her penis. She is so gay. >_> And everyone thinks that I'd be the shifty one. Pfeh. :P)
XD *humps TJ's leg*
(TJ: OH GAIA! NO! GETITOFFAMEEEEEEE!!!! *flails and tries to gnaw off her leg*)
*clings* I loooooove you. *kills TJ* SCREW YOU, YOU EGG HATING BITCH! >_< You're just jealous. I smell like pretty eggs. Pretty, pretty eggs.
(TJ: .... :| I...*shakes her head* Dude, you smell like old, unwashed dick and eggs. Go 'way. X( You're hurting my sensitive canine nose. Leave before I nest in your abdomen.)
>_> Yeaaaaaaahhhh...nest. Is that what they're calling it now. I...see. You prevert. *whaps you with a dildo*
(TJ: SAINT LUNA! >_< I don't even wanna know why you have one, okay? Dude...you can't live with me any--AND NOW SHE'S FONDLING HERSELF! Please...someone take her away, or better yet, take me away. I'm cute, fuzzy, have a tail, and I'm housebroken. *puppy-dog look* And I won't hump your boyfriend. I promise. Unless he's Vin Diesel. Then I must kill you (please don't hunt me down and kick my ass Michelle Rodriguez) and take him for my own. Yesssssss....... :D)
Saint Luna? No...actually it's Jeezus. Nice detail, too. ^_^ And What if Vin had a boyfriend, what would you do then? Huh? I bet naughty threesome-type things. Yes you would. I know all about your secret little fantasies. Including the on--
(TJ: *grabs the dildo and shoves it down her throat* Shut up, you. Go chew on that for awhile. Just like yer mom. Now, I must go seek Vin....yes. Train him well, I shall. ^_-)
*mumbles* I'm not talking, anyways, BITCH! I'm typing. Dumbass. Yeah. Find Vin. And be the submissive bitch you are. *RUNS and hides* Help me... o_o
(TJ: .....*twitch* Do you wan me to anally rape you, DO YOU?! I SWEAR TO GAIA I'LL DO IT! @_@ I have no qualms about shoving my Sketchers boot so far up your ass that you'll be burping out eggs and feet! >_<)
Good god. o_o Yeah, yeah. You frighten me not. ...my mind just went totally blank. Hang on a second, lemme find the jumper cables...AND ATTACH THEM TO TJ'S NIPPLES! MWHAHAHAHAHA! o_O I win.
(TJ: *snorts* I -have- no nipples. Those are retractable naughty hentacles, bitch. Now leave me be. I'm tired and hungry. >_>)
EAT ME! ...I'm sorry. That was so wrong... Must go now... >_> <_< o_o
(TJ: Dude, I knew you were flaming. No wonder you hung out with that Bethann chick. Mmmmm, tacos huh? *wink wink nudge nudge* At least I'm secure in my heterosexuality. ^_^ ....she's fondling my mousepad. I am so scarred. It's almost 5 in the morning, and already my day has been ruined by her gay antics. -_-; EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! SHE BURPED AGAIN! The hideous odor of eggs.....the eggs..... Q_Q)
PRETTY EGGS, BITCH! *bitchslaps TJ with her giant penis* Learn your place! >_<
(TJ: I am so sick of your shit. *lunges and shoves her Klaive up somewhere painful on Alaina* And knowing my luck she'll enjoy it. ......I'm still hungry. o_o; And oh so very tired...so tired....I hate her.)
:D Then go to bed. I wanna look at porn. Yeah. Of Vin. My special porn that you can have none of! Mwhahahahaha! o_o And make yourself something to eat! I'm tired of your abuse and waiting on you hand and foot! I get nothing in return. I HAVE NEEDS TOO, YOU KNOW! And you deny me. I hate you. I want out of this horrible, depressing relationship. I could find someone else. I don't need you. >_<
(TJ: *raises an eyebrow* Um. Okay. Seeya. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. *waves*)
...eh. It's too much work to walk that far. I stick around. Only cause you buy me food. ^_^ ...oh look, there goes my mind blanking ou again. That's fun. Like snow on a TV screen. Pretty. I see pictures. Mmmmm....porn. ^_^
(TJ: Errr, before she causes anymore trouble, I'm gonna boot her off the computer and staple her eyelids shut. Don't worry, folks, she's too stupid to feel pain. Like that Pokemon, Slowpoke/Slowbro. She'll be fine once the bleeding congeals. *waves*)
