Full of spiderbites and all your lovers...

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Squeeji drew this, I inked and colored it. Ted and Kara. D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


Laurie, drawn at work the other night. Still working on human creatures and such.


Completed badges. Woo.

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James - Laid
This bed is on fire
With passionate love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top
...
My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no
Ah, you think you're so pretty

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Maria Mena - Boytoy Baby
Tell me, am I your baby?
You misunderstand me,
Just want a piece of your ass
Impress me, after all I'm a lady
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Romance, I don't want no romance
Just grab me with your hands
And leave when I'm done
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It's just a game that I play
You're just a boytoy baby

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Poe - Not a Virgin
Just thought you should know
Before you let another lie
Slip through those crooked little teeth
I don't think you wanna start that shit with me
...
Much better yet
Tell me something dangerous and true
Oh yeah, that looks much sexier on you
...
Careful what it is you say
'Cause I can see right through you
On a cloudy day and darlin' I think you wanna play
I'm not a virgin anymore

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Bowling For Soup - Smoothie King
Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she’s great but then again she’s not around
To see her throw a fit, borderline conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she’s all I can think about so I must not be gay
I’m a lunatic and she’s my psychopath
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I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on

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OK Go - A Million Ways To Be Cruel
Oh, such grace
Oh, such beauty
And lipstick and callous
And fishnets and malice
Oh, darlin'
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You're a million ways to be cruel

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The Chemists - Toxic
Baby, can't you see?
I'm calling, a guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous, I'm fallin'
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There's no escape
I can't wait, I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it

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Barenaked Ladies - Blame It On Me
Yes, dear, I love you,
But sometimes I think that love's not enough for you.
So you want to play mind games,
well that's fine, go ahead, la la la, I can't hear you.
Here you are
And you're a hundred thousand miles away;
They say that absence makes the heart grow fungus.
I wax poetic as you're waxing your legs,
You say you think there's a traitor among us.

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Fiona Apple - Criminal
I've been a bad, bad girl
I've been careless with a delicate man
And it's a sad, sad world
When a girl will break a boy just because she can
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Don't you tell me to deny it
I've done wrong and I want to suffer for my sins
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
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What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love

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Bitter:Sweet - Dirty Laundry
I've got a bad boy and that's alright with me
His dirty laundry is nothing that I can't keep clean
And when he needs an alibi
He can use me all night
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What's the fun in playing it safe?
I think I'd rather misbehave
Your way
...
I'm just a bad girl, that's why we get along
Won't make excuses for anything I'm doing wrong

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J. Englishman - Abused
It's not the way you think that turns me on
Last thing I wanna do is listen to ya talk
Well I don't wanna know what you're about
I just want your dirty little mind and your dirty little mouth
I'm not the kind of boy to kiss and tell
But the things I'd like to do with you
I really do well
So call me just another pretty face
Who's been a bad, bad boy
So put me in my place
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Coz I just wanna be
I just wanna be amused
Well I just wanna be
I just wanna be abused
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So call me by somebody else's name
Tell me that I oughtta be gotta be ashamed
The humiliation really gets me off
And I don't care if you cum
Just as long as you're on top

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BONUS
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
Girls Aloud - Teenage Dirtbag

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This was fun to do. And I'm pretty proud of the front and back covers. So I'm linking it here, as well. I posted it to furrality (where we keep out faggotry) and watchdom (who seemed to appraciate the crack-ness of it!).

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Really, there hasn't been a whole lot going on lately. I've got the urge to re-arrange the bedroom. There's a lot of space that's going to waste and everything just seems cluttered. I'd like to have more room in the middle of the bedroom to work on craft stuff, too.

But that means unhooking computers, pulling crap down and tearing shit up. D:

I need to move the critters back into the pink room (maybe) and buy some more lightbulbs (yes).