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JustYin> I still say that if you poured a glass of tequila into your cooter, Ally, Keepie will give you oral for hours.
* Ally laughs!
Ally> But that would burn!
KeeperOfDreams> It's gotta be Patron.
DesertFox> Wouldnt that.... burn?
Ally> Well, yes.
KeeperOfDreams> I won't settle for less.
JustYin> You're a masochist!
Ally> I wouldn't let anything less in my cooter.

JustYin> Also. Foreskin shotglass.
JustYin> 'nuff said.
DesertFox> That's probably a really quick way to get drunk, too.
KeeperOfDreams> JustYin: It -will- happen.
JustYin> DF - Well, people do it rectally...
DesertFox> ...
Steve> Yin: ...
Ally> ...
JustYin> I'm serious.
JustYin> An alcohol enema.
DesertFox> . . .
Razhal> eww
JustYin> The thinner mucous membranes adsorb the alcohol rapidly.
Steve> I get drunk fast enough already, kthx.
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JustYin> I think it's called boofing?
DesertFox> DOT DOT FUCKING DOT
* Ally cackles.
KeeperOfDreams> JustYin: You're gross D: