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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ally!

1. If the annual Australian Ally crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Ally!
3. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Ally.
4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Ally!
5. Ally cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
6. Ally can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
7. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Ally.
8. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Ally!
9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Ally!
10. Ally has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.

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Comments

[rogue-richek.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Number ten is harsh.

[advienga.livejournal.com]

#10 made me LOL. That is the greatest quasi-Fight Club reference I have ever read. EVER.