Stuff and WTF.

[obliviousally_lj]

* KeeperOfDreams curls up in Ally's lap.
* Ally pets Keepie.
* KeeperOfDreams chuffs.
Silverwolf> o.O
Silverwolf> a guy pettin a guy O.o
Silverwolf> and he can fit on your lap O.O
* Silverwolf is slightly shocked*
Ally> ....
Ally> I'm a guy?
Ally> Keeper's a guy?
Ally> When did this happen?
* KeeperOfDreams checks her pants. "...aww. Still no cock." ;_;

Comments

[tempisdraco.livejournal.com]

You don't really want a cock. They tend to have a mind of their own. However, if you want to borrow mine for a while... ^_-

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

I want a cock! Can't be as crappy as a non-functional vagina. >:P

[kassil.livejournal.com]

Sexual organs are overrated! We should all be able to reproduce like the amoeba. Perfect fission. Then there'd be none of the squalling-infant crap, or the people frothing about things like stem cell research, or yodeling about all kinds of stupid religious crap that only makes sense from a self-delusional viewpoint so full of holes that it ain't funny.

*coughs*

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

I don't want to reproduce, I just want a cock!

[kassil.livejournal.com]

Offer to trade sexual organs with Miyavi, since you're already intending to donate yours to him?

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

Nah. I got someone else I can trade organs with, and he wants my vagina in exchange for his penis. It'll be awesome!

[oxigen-released.livejournal.com]

thats why i left chats a long long time ago....

last time someone said i was a transexual.

[kassil.livejournal.com]

I've been accused of being an aomeba by some really stupid people who thought they were being funny in the 'LOL I R SO FUNY' sense.

[karn.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!1!
or something like that XD

[kassil.livejournal.com]

Not until proven by copious nude footage on a live webcam, anyhow.

[camstone.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest a rental cock with an option to buy...

[No, I didn't really say that... you just thought I did.]

[kassil.livejournal.com]

So your words were a fnord?