Words of Wisdom
Jun. 2nd, 2002 12:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
obliviousally_lj[Public] 0 illegitimate children so far Solidus says, "So... agggh! Brain dying! Catapult cheese nip fries and a large choke to flow, peas! And I need some foogmoogers with the pickels on the roof of a car for many days and nights so the locusts will come."
[Public] 0 illegitimate children so far Solidus says, "Would you like a free DEATH? It comes with many options, such as spiffy /disembowelment/ and some free /cannibalism/ on the side, an order of /disintegration/ for only ninty nine ninty nine ninty five! And that's not all, if you order now you can get a free tunic which will shield you from Pax's illegitmate choldren which are trying to eat my kneecaps!"
[Public] 0 illegitimate children so far Solidus says, "The great prophert Sol has come to eat your future! The little babies with large teeth will infest your houses and eat the foundations of your roofs so they come crashing down on your helmets! Then some eyes will roll down the stairway and look at things, and they'll melt! Fourty bouncing gerbils will eat off your legs and put flesh eating viruses in your pelvis! Then they'll start playing music from Cher's latest album until you DIE!"
I'm going to live by that. Yes.
[Public] 0 illegitimate children so far Solidus says, "Would you like a free DEATH? It comes with many options, such as spiffy /disembowelment/ and some free /cannibalism/ on the side, an order of /disintegration/ for only ninty nine ninty nine ninty five! And that's not all, if you order now you can get a free tunic which will shield you from Pax's illegitmate choldren which are trying to eat my kneecaps!"
[Public] 0 illegitimate children so far Solidus says, "The great prophert Sol has come to eat your future! The little babies with large teeth will infest your houses and eat the foundations of your roofs so they come crashing down on your helmets! Then some eyes will roll down the stairway and look at things, and they'll melt! Fourty bouncing gerbils will eat off your legs and put flesh eating viruses in your pelvis! Then they'll start playing music from Cher's latest album until you DIE!"
I'm going to live by that. Yes.
