Stuff and ...WHAT?

[obliviousally_lj]

Oh, intertards.


Session Start (obliviousally:akuri_neitibujaman): Thu Aug 24 00:45:12 2006
[00:45] akuri_neitibujaman: no one likes me....
[00:45] *** Auto-response sent to akuri_neitibujaman: Playing video games and stuff. Be back later.
[00:46] obliviousally: Well, when you say things like that, no wonder. No one likes an emo.
[00:46] akuri_neitibujaman: o.o
[00:46] akuri_neitibujaman: you never talk to me anyway
[00:46] akuri_neitibujaman: you're not allowed to say that
[00:47] akuri_neitibujaman: x.x
[00:47] akuri_neitibujaman: :P btw, im not emo
[00:47] akuri_neitibujaman: just bored
[00:47] obliviousally: ..I don't even know who you are.
[00:47] akuri_neitibujaman: you've been on my list for -ever-
[00:47] akuri_neitibujaman: and everytime ive ever tried to talk to you
[00:47] akuri_neitibujaman: you
[00:47] akuri_neitibujaman: you've almost always ignored me
[00:48] akuri_neitibujaman: like now
[00:50] obliviousally: Well, pardon me for being busy cleaning my house.
[00:50] akuri_neitibujaman: o.o you dont clean -everytime- i talk toyou!
[00:50] obliviousally: No, most of the time I'm playing with my rats, or working on art, or doing things aside from sitting in front of the computer. Also my girlfriend likes to use the computer too, which makes me idle.
[00:51] akuri_neitibujaman: wait..
[00:51] akuri_neitibujaman: so your a girl or boy now?
[00:51] obliviousally: I'm a girl. Girls can date other girls, y'know.
[00:51] akuri_neitibujaman: i know XD
[00:51] akuri_neitibujaman: i was just wondering
[00:51] akuri_neitibujaman: -pokes- ive never met a lesbian before...
[00:51] akuri_neitibujaman: or.. bisexual
[00:52] akuri_neitibujaman: whichever
[00:52] obliviousally: I'm not a lesbian. Or bisexual.
[00:52] akuri_neitibujaman: then... you're a guy
[00:52] akuri_neitibujaman: O.o
[00:52] akuri_neitibujaman: girls who date other girls are either A) bisexual or B) lesbian
[00:52] obliviousally: *sighs* And you wonder why I don't talk to you. I'm pansexual. Look it up sometime.
[00:52] akuri_neitibujaman: or "homosexual"
[00:52] akuri_neitibujaman: pansexual
[00:52] akuri_neitibujaman: allright
[00:53] akuri_neitibujaman: Bisexuality is a sexual orientation characterized by aesthetic attraction, romantic love and sexual desire for both males and females. It is usually contrasted with homosexuality, heterosexuality, and asexuality.
[00:53] akuri_neitibujaman: thats what came up when i searched it up
[00:53] obliviousally: Yes, males and females. Pansexuality goes beyond that. Not everything has to have a lable, you know. I'm not bisexual.
[00:53] obliviousally: PANSEXUAL.
[00:53] akuri_neitibujaman: I LOOKED UP PANSEXUAL
[00:53] akuri_neitibujaman: O.o
[00:53] akuri_neitibujaman: what is there other than MALE and FEMALE?
[00:54] obliviousally: It took me two seconds to find a link. you didn't look well enough: (Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality)(Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality
[00:54] obliviousally: And there's transexuals, androgynous peoples, all things outside of BLACK AND WHITE GENDERS.
[00:54] akuri_neitibujaman: ...
[00:55] akuri_neitibujaman: w/e
[00:55] obliviousally: ..boy, if that's the best comeback you can muster up, you're not worth my time little pre-teen emo kid.
[00:56] akuri_neitibujaman: im not looking for a comeback you mother fucking backwoods imbred redneck bitch dyke from hell!
[00:56] obliviousally: Ahahaha, you're adorable. You fuck your mom with that mouth?
[00:56] obliviousally: Oh, wait. That would imply you getting some.
[00:56] akuri_neitibujaman: wtf?
[00:56] akuri_neitibujaman: >.>
[00:56] obliviousally: Don't think too hard on it. You might pop a vein.
[00:57] akuri_neitibujaman: =3 go fuck your girl, bitch
[00:57] obliviousally: Oh, I probably will. :)
Session Close (akuri_neitibujaman): Thu Aug 24 01:00:08 2006

Comments

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

That was fun. :D

[sidepocket-pro.livejournal.com]

Shake dat booty!

[spiralpegasus.livejournal.com]

WTF. Methinks someone's so far in the closet, he found Narnia.

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha you made me choke on my own spittle. XD

[spiralpegasus.livejournal.com]

I aim to entertain!

[wolfekko.livejournal.com]

I concur. That rules :D

[zeeth_kyrah]

http://community.livejournal.com/quotefarm/509853.html

[spiralpegasus.livejournal.com]

I can't lay claim to its originality. I think I originally found it on a political blog somewhere. ^^;

[thewerekitty.livejournal.com]

That line made me laugh. I gotta tell my mate it tonight!

[rechan.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that imply he's gay? Being in the closet, I mean. o.o

[kassil.livejournal.com]

The ones who freak out the most over it usually are in denial.

[rechan.livejournal.com]

I think it has more to do with him not having any clue how someone could be more than Male or Female, Hetero/Homo/Bi/Nonsexual.

In other words, "I have no box to put you in. HOW DOES THAT WORK."

[(Anonymous)]

*laughs untell I run out of breath and passes out* *thud* :P

[arcticfoxslash.livejournal.com]

meep! why did LJ log me out x.x

[mikaelgrizzly.livejournal.com]

One word sums it up: Priceless.

That guy should be hunted down and encased in steel, to act as a statue of cluelessness!

[felix-carni.livejournal.com]

It must have been frustrating having to talk to that person, but damn.. The result is hillarious!

[max-the-black.livejournal.com]

Those last few lines were pure genius my child. Bless.

[wolfekko.livejournal.com]

You and Keepie always get the good ones.


...Although, I did get the JW's that one day :-P

[scappo.livejournal.com]

Random emo furries scare me....

A lot...

[kassil.livejournal.com]

...There's such a thing as a non-emo furry?

And I'm only half-joking on that.

[scappo.livejournal.com]

Hrm...good point there =P!