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Steve: Hey! I'll give you $5 if you drink this.
Ally: *eyes the bottle, a 4 year old bottle of Vanilla Coke, possibly opened previously*
Ally: Sure, get the money ready.
Steve: I only have $3.
Ally: Good enought for me. *cracks the bottle open and takes a big drink*
Steve: ...
Ally: Eww, flat.

And that's how I made $3 by drinking four year old Coke. I'm sure it will kill me some time in the future.

[21:38] dualchimera: TETRIS CLOTHES XD
[21:38] obliviousally: YES!
[21:38] obliviousally: I have an L block.
[21:38] dualchimera: LOL
[21:38] obliviousally: You can borrow it if you want.
[21:38] dualchimera: FUCK THAT L BLOCK
[21:39] obliviousally: Oh, wait, they will load. The thumbs don't load.
[21:39] dualchimera: Z BLOCK REPRESENT
[21:39] dualchimera: *makes a complicated gang sign*
[21:39] obliviousally: XD

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