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[obliviousally_lj]

Sexual orientation: Technically, Pansexual. To idiots who think that pertains to pans, bisexual. Overall, I just generally like people and it doesn't matter if you're male or female or whatever if I care enough about you then gender is obselete.
How often do you think about sex: Eh, couple times a week. Mostly when I'm reading porn, obviously. If I counted all the conversations that included sex, then it would probably be every other hour. XD
How often do you HAVE sex: Occassionally. I don't really keep track. Couple times a month, maybe.
Worst sexual experience: Can't say I've had one yet.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: Phone sex, not really. I giggle too much. I'm okay with cybersex. I mean, I AM on Taps. X3
Casual sex: Not really. I've got to be really close to the person before I'd even consider it.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: ALL OF THEM.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Sure! I like restraints and handcuffs and stuff like that. And I suppose I'm not terrible adverse to one of my xmas gifts.... X3
Least sexiest body part: Um...I'm sure there's one. >_o
Favorite body type: REALLY hairy, expecially the chest on guys. And REALLY, REALLY obese people. I like plump, but only to a point. And it's mostly on girls anyhow.
Body hair: As said above, I'm not big on hairy bear chests and obeseness. :O Sparse, trimmed, or clean shaven is good with me!
Monogamy or non-monogamy?: I'm monogamous in the sense that I am happily with someone and non-monogamous in the sense that we're okay with each other seeing other people. But really, it'd take someone REALLY special for both of us to approve of.
Underwear: Uh, any, really. I like the boyshort kind alot, and cute undies with stuff on them. XD
Pornographic or erotic:How large is your porn collection?: My ZOMG PRON folder is 38megs. I really only LOOK at porn (it's all furry, BTW, for the most part) for the art. Honestly. I prefer reading porn for arousal. Cause looking at it really doesn't do it for me. :O
Favorite hair color: Just about any. I like unusal hair colors/styles, too. I could do without blond, though.
Kissing or cuddling?: Cuddling. I really don't like kissing all that much. I'm terrible at it and it's messy most of the time.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I'm REALLY fond of sexy black guys with British accents. *coughCraigDavidcough* Accents are sexy by default, but I really don't have a preference. Although, white people are a dime a dozen. XD
Most attractive furry creature: All of them? XD I'm pretty fond of dragons, and your general run-of-the-mill anthros (cats, wolves, foxes). I do like hybrids and characters with interesting designs.
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: I'm pretty desensitized to most fetishes anymore. :O Thank you, furry fandom! XD

YOUR Fetishes:
General fetishes: It's really had to say. I like bondage, tentacles, domination/submission (although I couldn't be a dom to save my life ;_;), biting, mild pain, etc., etc...

Costumes: Hmm, just about anything here perks my fancy. I'm really fond of Victorian costumes. I think it's because they remind my of vampires. :X Priest coats are pretty sexy (ZOMG, Neo in Reloaded=HAWT.). Really it depends on my mood. :3

Bodyparts: Neck! Ears, chest.

Weird/possibly yecky fantasy/fetishes: Uh, I'd rather look at furry porn than human porn because humans are all boring. :O Really. I don't like watching actual pornos for anything more than the entertainment value. I can't think of any other fetishes I have that might be yecky. >_o

Don't like: Unbirthing, scat, vore, FAT FURRIES, anything 'hyper', etc., etc...

I'm sure I'm missing things or forgetting things. I just woke up. XD

Comments

[hourglassfull.livejournal.com]

Who are you on Taps??? I'm Sesbet and Chagrynn, though I don't go there too often anymore.

[obliviousally.livejournal.com]

I'm Phe. :3

[sonofberkowitz.livejournal.com]

As a big, fat, hairy guy, I take offense as to your categorizing us as unattractive and generally "icky."

...well, mostly we are. But that's no reason to be MEAN about it!

[obliviousally.livejournal.com]

I don't recall you being big, fat, or hairy. XD I mean, c'mon, you couldn't have been unattractive, I had a thing for you forever. :3

[sonofberkowitz.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't really walking around with my shirt off, so that could explain it. I do have a gut, though, which thankfully is appearing to shrink.

And I said mostly unattractive. I am, obviously, the exception.

[obliviousally.livejournal.com]

You obviously are. XD

Oh please, I have a gut too, but everyone seems to think it's the cutest thing in the whole world. >_o

[sonofberkowitz.livejournal.com]

You'll probably appreciate this: Halloween mullet!

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/4899/10280029th.jpg

[obliviousally.livejournal.com]

.........is that you? Cause, y'know, I can't remember what you look like for the life of me. *blames MCI and work and cockfaces, cause it seems like a good plan*

[sonofberkowitz.livejournal.com]

It is, indeed. The mullet is obviously a wig, but otherwise, yeah. Not a great picture, either, cause drinking tends to get my cheeks all flushed, but you get the gist of it.

[obliviousally.livejournal.com]

DRUNKY MCWASTED! :O