Earwings. :(

[obliviousally_lj]

SonOfBerkowitz: The inside of my head itches.
FallenAngel483: >___>
FallenAngel483: I'm not sure that's healthy.
FallenAngel483: Maybe you have brain worms.
SonOfBerkowitz: Earwigs. They crawled inside. Creepy little devils.
FallenAngel483: laskfhsljdgbslkfdhjs;lfjmhea
FallenAngel483: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!
SonOfBerkowitz: That's what I said.
FallenAngel483: *STABMAULMAIM!!!!*
FallenAngel483: :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
SonOfBerkowitz: Yeah, I hate them too.
FallenAngel483: I can't associate with someone who has earwigs nesting in their branes. I'm sorry.
FallenAngel483: I wish them all dead. :-(
SonOfBerkowitz: Don't worry. I stabbed them with a q-tip.
FallenAngel483: Good man.
SonOfBerkowitz: Snapped off the swab, sharpened it, and jammed the thing in my ear.
SonOfBerkowitz: And with almost no brain damiohnsf.
FallenAngel483: What else did you injure in the process?
FallenAngel483: ...
FallenAngel483: *facepalms*
FallenAngel483: Damiohnsf? Can you even pronounce that?
SonOfBerkowitz: I can no longer see the color blue out of my left eye.
FallenAngel483: ...
SonOfBerkowitz: 3-D movies hold no more for me.
FallenAngel483: It's a tragedy, really.