SonOfBerkowitz: Will you switch sexual organs with me?

[obliviousally_lj]

So, today has been lazy and...lazy. Not unusual for me. Woke up around 10AM, did the little spring-themed doll to the side. Base is by Unauthorized Kisses.

Last night, me and TJ went over Dan's with Rob to see about helping out with his ever-growing movie mask studio. He loaned us (mostly TJ) some of his old textbooks from school and all that. Fun with clay and latex and stuff! Whee! Plus, we found out he knows Aaron, who we used to game with. Small world. We hung out, watched bad movies (Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake and The Returner), and chatted. Good times.

I officially DO NOT LIKE the TCM remake. AT ALL. It's dumbed down and lame and AUGH. Stupid movie needs to be erased from existence! >_< And The Returner was just laughingly bad, but worlds more tolerable than TCM remake. :P

Today we're supposed to be gaming. But there was a 'crisis'. Steve's CD rom drive crashed and he had to get Rob to run him around to get it fixed or replaced or whatever. So gaming's kinda up in the air, as we don't have the gas to drive out to Akron and Rob won't be available until around 5PM. Sooo...yeah.

SonOfBerkowitz: I'm required to make a certain number of pop culture references an hour, otherwise I lose my job.
FallenAngel483: So that's what it is.
FallenAngel483: How much are they payin' you for that?
SonOfBerkowitz: A dollar.
FallenAngel483: You're gettin' the shaft, man.'
SonOfBerkowitz: Do you have a dollar?
FallenAngel483: Maybe I do.
FallenAngel483: I think I have, like, 3.
SonOfBerkowitz: Then I am getting shafted.
SonOfBerkowitz: And not in a good way.
FallenAngel483: Not at all in a good way.
SonOfBerkowitz: I am saddened.
FallenAngel483: Suck it up. Be a man.
SonOfBerkowitz: No. I want to cry.
FallenAngel483: So the guy we're going to be helping make latex masks and stuff is making a Nemesis one.
FallenAngel483: The sketches look BADASS. o_o
FallenAngel483: No crying! BE A MAN!
FallenAngel483: Unless there's something you're not telling us.
SonOfBerkowitz: I want to be a woman!
FallenAngel483: And you and Nachitor really are having kinky man-love.
FallenAngel483: *gets the camera and looks hopeful*
SonOfBerkowitz: Will you switch sexual organs with me?
FallenAngel483: Hmmm...
FallenAngel483: I DO already have an honorary penis, so I suppose a real one wouldn't be much different.
FallenAngel483: And you can have my cramps!
FallenAngel483: SURE THING, BUCKY!
SonOfBerkowitz: Honorary?
FallenAngel483: Yes.
FallenAngel483: Cause I act like a guy so much.
SonOfBerkowitz: Whoa, whoa. Ovaries are not involved in this trade.
FallenAngel483: And I have no problem pointing out which females are attractive and being vulgar.
FallenAngel483: Yes they are, they're part of the female sexual organ.
FallenAngel483: Take it or leave it.
SonOfBerkowitz: They're for reproduction. Not sex.
FallenAngel483: THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
FallenAngel483: You're taking them anyhow.
FallenAngel483: >_>
SonOfBerkowitz: Why do I get the feeling I'll be waking up in a bathtub full of ice, but instead of losing a kidney or something, I'll have PMS?
FallenAngel483: ...not at all.
FallenAngel483: *shifty eyes*
FallenAngel483: *flees*
SonOfBerkowitz: Come back with my vagina!

Comments

[emmykitty.livejournal.com]

thats cool, I just watched the new TCM last night. I thought it was weak. I love horror, and I still honestly believe that the original iss the scariest movie ever made. I saw it and I swear to god I acted like a 2 year old. I actually had nightmares. But the remake was so diluted and I mean, it was scary at some parts but damn the original is SCARY!

[cassu-bean.livejournal.com]

Wow that doll is so pretty! The flowers in the background are beautiful!

[kassil.livejournal.com]

I say you make him take all your organs, and leave him with his original ones, too. Then you get to avoid suffering either side of the whole mess!

[sonofberkowitz.livejournal.com]

Good idea. Medical science would pay my bills for years.

[kassil.livejournal.com]

Hmm, this is true - Real(tm) hermaphrodites aren't exactly something one hears of, outside of online personas of people who want to be 100% Bi...