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obliviousally_ljBordeom before fleeing to get monies and mallage.
Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
The only problem with baptists is that they weren't held under long enough
If going to church makes you a christian, then does going to the garage make you a car?
Sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in
Born ok the first time.
My God carries a hammer, and your God died nailed to a cross... Any questions?
I can't go to heaven and I was banned from hell, so I'm stuck HERE!
God is coming and she is pissed.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Catholic motto--If it feels good, don't do it!
God huh? My imaginary friend's name is BoBo.
750,000 children disappear each year. Not all the right ones, but it's a start.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
You are the object of my ERECTION!
Your daddy should have pulled out early!
If you can't feed'em don't breed'em.
100,000,000 sperm cells... and YOU were the fastest?
Vagina: The box a penis comes in
That's a load your mother shoulda swallowed!!
Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Is there an excuse for you?
Three out of four voices in my head said I should stay home and clean the guns.
Leave me alone, I'm having a sexual fantasy.
Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!
If I had to explain, you still wouldn't understand.
If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
If you say one more word, I'm going to put my umbrella in your pants and open it.
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!!
Don't show your public hair, while in pubic.
If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them?
Lets Put the Fun Back in Funeral
All from http://www.dumbbumpers.com.
This is my spam for the day. Carry on.
Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
The only problem with baptists is that they weren't held under long enough
If going to church makes you a christian, then does going to the garage make you a car?
Sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in
Born ok the first time.
My God carries a hammer, and your God died nailed to a cross... Any questions?
I can't go to heaven and I was banned from hell, so I'm stuck HERE!
God is coming and she is pissed.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Catholic motto--If it feels good, don't do it!
God huh? My imaginary friend's name is BoBo.
750,000 children disappear each year. Not all the right ones, but it's a start.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
You are the object of my ERECTION!
Your daddy should have pulled out early!
If you can't feed'em don't breed'em.
100,000,000 sperm cells... and YOU were the fastest?
Vagina: The box a penis comes in
That's a load your mother shoulda swallowed!!
Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Is there an excuse for you?
Three out of four voices in my head said I should stay home and clean the guns.
Leave me alone, I'm having a sexual fantasy.
Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!
If I had to explain, you still wouldn't understand.
If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
If you say one more word, I'm going to put my umbrella in your pants and open it.
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!!
Don't show your public hair, while in pubic.
If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them?
Lets Put the Fun Back in Funeral
All from http://www.dumbbumpers.com.
This is my spam for the day. Carry on.
