50 Reasons to Marry a Garou...
Let's find excuses for blatant infringement of the Litany!
1) To reach those jars high in the cupboard
2) To keep your feet warm at night
3) Doggy-style!
4) Your daughter may end up with the fur coat you always wanted....
5) You always have someone to play frisbee with
6) Whats the difference between a husband and a dog? After a year, the dog
still likes to see you?
7) Always glad to see you when you get home.
8) Has no problem with going out for a walk.
9) He will always clean the dishes!
10) The neighborhood thug stops stealing your newspaper.
11) The family isn't quite so eager to come visit unannounced.
12) Vets are cheaper than doctors.
13) The neighbor's dog is too scared to take a dump in your front yard
anymore.
14) No more towing charges when your car gets stuck in the mud.
15) After eating a few, no more pesky door-to-door-ANYTHINGS come by your
house.
16) If he cheats on you, you can always have him neutered.
17) Always have someone to play catch with in the park.
18) Robberies become a thing of the past (yum...)
19) Using rage can make the house chores go by SO much faster.
20) Never picky about what's for dinner (raw meat again? My FAVORITE!)
21) Gotta love that 3 extra stamina in bed.
22) No more of those annoying lawsuits over beastiality.
23) No need for expensive highly trained sheepdogs on the family farm.
24) Teenage kids are too terrified to screw up.
25) One of you can always tell if one of your kids has been out
drinking/smoking/getting laid, just with a sniff (see above...)
26) Can always hold significant other under your control with the threat of
a rolled up newspaper.
27) Always have someone to fetch your slippers/newspaper.
28) Always know whose hair it is clogging the drains. . .
29) Have someone that can get the lid off of that pickle jar (That's it, I'm
going to Crinos to get that lid off. . .)
30) Kids will always have something to take into show and tell.
31) You have someone that can eat the politicans that piss you off.
32) Hunting trips are much easier, you're pretty much guaranteed to be
eating Bambi the rest of the week
33) No one will EVER cut you in line again, especially not if you eat the
offender.
34) Neighbor cats will NEVER mate under your bedroom window.
35) Eat a few IRS agents, the government might stop asking you to pay
taxes...
36) Doggie treats in bulk come in larger sizes than potato chips in bulk,
and are still cheaper.
37) Their attention can be easily averted from an argument by swinging your
arm and yelling "Fetch Boy!"
38) Scratch their ears for a while and they're likely to forget why they
were mad at you in the first place.
39) Save yourself the trouble of teaching them to put the toilet seat down
by installing a doggie-door to your backyard and locking the bathroom.
40) Fuzzy dog belly is a great pillow when lying in front of a fire.
41) Chew toys are less expensive than computer games or power tools.
42) A singing chicken toy provides hours of entertainment, for you at least.
43) Telling them to "stay" will really work.
44) They don't feign innocence when they do something wrong.
45) They won't complain if you buy another pair of shoes, only if you hide
them out of reach.
46) Halloween costumes are a given.
47) If you say "I'm the boss" they'll believe you.
48) "Go lay down" gets rid of them for hours.
49) They are always willing to snuggle with you.
50) Winter is hardly cold at night.
XD Tj sent that to me from the White Wolf Werewolf mailing list. So cute. ^_^
Went to the interview around 2PM cause TJ's car is being a bitch again. :P Turns out, that the place is a medical supply company. And what they're hiring for is people to take the product out (it's a air filter-type of thing) and present it to people who're interested in it. They work around your schedual. You only have to do 15 presentations a week at 2 hours a presentation. And you can work all the way up to 80 hours every two weeks. They hire in at $14.27/hr. Paid vacations after a year. Which means they literally pay for your vacation. Airfare, everything. Well, except alhchol. :P But that's a given. Of course, we didn't get hired in...yet. Our applications were accepted and we're gonna call back in about a week to see if they have anything else open. They'r ehiring alot of people cause they're new to the area. So we're hoping at least one of use gets hired in.
We're still looking for somehwere to stay. I may have to talk with Matt about a loan, but I'd like to have a job first before I go borrowing large sums of cahs off of people. o_o;;; My grandma said she's gonna try to get ahold of the landlord over there and see about us cleaning up the one apartment. :P All the other apartments around here are, like, $250 and up. Average is $350 a month. And alot of places want a security deposit. :P Bah. I hope we can find somewhere soon, though. -_-
On a lighter note, I actually accomplished a NICE layout today. I gotta go find some inline frame codes and stuff, but I'm getting it done pretty quickly. I'd post it, but I dunno how to take screencaps, and that's too much effort anyways. I was pissed, though. I accidentally saved over it earlier. Like, 3 hours of tweaking a fiddling with the code. o_o But I fixed it. Wasn't as hard the second time around.
Anyways, I should head off to bed now. Loaf and play my gameboy. ^_^
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