Stuff and OKAY, THAT'S OUT.

Scanner works, but...it doesn't scan properly. That's okay though, scanners aren't that expensive. And I suppose I should pay my dues since I've gotten super cheap working scanners from thrift stores the last two times.

Stuff and DAMNIT, NOT AGAIN.

Dear Bob,

Please remove yourself from my back and stop dry humping me.

Love, Ally.